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Another candle on your cake?
Well, that's no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out.
Forget about the past, you can’t change it.
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
I wish only one thing for you today.
May you find all the strength and courage
needed to blow all the candles out!
Wishing you a wonderful special day.
I bought you a special gift this year….a cane
Having another birthday? |
Don’t worry…birthdays are good for you.
Statistics show that the people who have the most
live the longest.
The secret of staying young
is to live honestly, eat slowly
and lie about your age.
We know we're getting old
when the only thing we want for our birthday
is not to be reminded of it.
Forever young and good-looking.
That’s all I wish you for.
Birthdays are like baths...
you have one once a year
whether you need it or not!
Another year older, none the wiser.
Like a fine wine we get better with age...
or rather, we feel better about our age
with lots of wine! Happy Birthday!
May your birthday be filled with joy… and wine.
Being 'over the hill' is much better
than being under it!
I promise to celebrate your 29th birthday
for as many as you can think you can get away with it.
Always take your birthday greetings|
with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon
and a shot of tequila. Happy birthday!
Birthday cake calories don’t count.
Age is merely the number of years,
the world has been enjoying you!
So many candles, so little cake!
At least you’re not as old
as you will be next year.
I don’t remember or care how old you are
but let’s celebrate like you’re 21.